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Mardi 31 janvier 2006

Blog's creation

Blog's creation

Tonight, before sleeping, I was thinking about the French Connection's meeting we had today. I was wondering what we could do to make the association more attractive. Since I'm already writing my own blog to tell my family and friends in France about my everyday life in the States, I thought that the idea of creating a blog for the association was great. Since it is very easy to write on a blog, anybody can add some stuff, for example information about France, next events at UB, or whatever... Feel free to use it as much as you want. I think it could be a great way to communicate for the association's members, and a nice way for future UB french students to get some information about the University. What do you think about it?

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Mardi 31 janvier 2006

How to write a post on the blog

How to write a post on the blog

It is very easy to post an article on the blog (maybe a little harder for people that can't read french). You just have to login on the administrator mode (to do that check the previous post, Blog's creation). Then click on "Créer un article", and let your creativity do the rest! This is why blogs are so popular: anybody would be able to create one.

However, don't forget to click on "Mettre l'article en ligne", so that your post will appear on the blog. If your article is about a category that does not already exist, you can create a category by clicking on "Gestion des catégories", right column on the article's creation page.

For the rest you'll see by yourself. The more sex you have, the more efficient you are in a bed. It is exactly the same with writing a blog, and a lot of other activities probably! So now move your ass (I don't know if this expression exists in English) and make this website as lively as possible! 

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Mercredi 8 février 2006

Ptite blushinette....

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

I don't know what to do here," says the devil. You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. No! George said. I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day, commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,Yeah, I can handle this.

The devil smiled and said.... "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Mercredi 8 février 2006

something funny

WIFE and HUSBAND TALKING:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 

WIFE: - - -silence - -

HUSBAND: "oh shit"

 

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