Our freaking president

Our freaking president

Hello everybody! This article is for all you that are not familiar with our french association. I just would like to give you some piece of advice about our president. This guy is such a cool guy, but you have to know that he may become a kind of weapon when he's drunk. Indeed, if he has enjoyed to many beers or vodka, this dude may throw up at anytime. Would you see him speak louder and louder, or be stuck to a girl he tries to hook up (which obviously means that he's drunk), please make sure you're not around him. You may be hit by the digested food he had for lunch! Please also pay attention to anything that is yours (a heavy winter coat for example): he may use it as a vomiting place. Fashion is sometimes strange, but vomite on your clothes is not yet the state-of-art! So please follow these little advices, and you'll be safe!

Guillaume

PS: Private joke Tom, but to have vomite on my coat still makes you a big dork lol!